Sing along:

Everybody wants to be a cat
Because a cat's the only cat
Who knows where it's at

Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat
'Cause everything else is obsolete

But those hours you were given
and medication you've been taking
Oh soooo exhaustiiiing

You have such a broken life
You're better like that
You live in a hole

Gliding on the floor
Bitching the outdoors
You have such a tiny life
You’re funny like that

You live in a hole
Unbothered by all
Makes you realize you are a rat

You have such a tiny life
You’re funny like that
You live in a hole
(You live in a hole)

Unbothered by all
The corner of your lips dripping of Coka-fucking-Cola

Everybody wants to be a cat
Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at
Unrefined love for everything crumb
You don't even call your mum

RAT! RAT! Oh! Rat! YOU'RE A CUNT! WITHOUT KNACK! You’re funny like that! You’re a cunt


Living like rats, in this grand ballet.
More alike a clumsy lapdance in an alleyway

IUD renewal, tiktoks about the war
Meal prepping
For when our species go extinct

Lip synching classics
‘cause you're stupid like that

Oh groovy!
Slow museum walks

Rat!


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Listen to me boys
We’re all choreographed rats
Licking each other’s dry mouths
and cheddar butcheeks
Impaled on toothpicks…

Your birthday is so uninspiring
Nothing to wish you other than
a fucking cornerstone
On which to rest for the rest of your nugatory life

Oh celebrate me!
For all my stains removed and blinding silverware
I do smell so good

You work from 9 to 5
But that's just one of your jobs
Graphic designer
Pretender
On a free website

You are a rat! You're a cunt, without knack! You're a rat! Oh, you're a cunt! You're a cunt! You’re funny like that, you're a cunt! You’re a fucking cunt! You're a rat!